What would YOU do if you made millions of dollars?

Today, the Chicago Blackhawks:

They're young, they're fast, they're felons. Okay, not really, but star player Patrick Kane was arrested for assault.

Fun fact: They like to drink Kokanee and party shirtless in limos (see photos below, taken the night before they lost 5-1 to Vancouver in the opening game of Round 2).

Okay, so maybe I'm being a little hard on this team because they just knocked my team out of the playoffs. But still, those pictures ain't pretty.

Big Names:

Jonathan Toews (pronounced Taves, he is known as "Captain Serious" to his teammates)








Patrick Kane













Marian Hossa